OoooOOOooOOOooooh!!! Is this… a call from The Great Beyond?
And more importantly, is it collect??

You know what they say about “you can’t take it with you when you go” and all, so I posit that if this is a toll call (which I assume that it is, owing to the supposed vast distance involved between callers — it’s not called “The Great Beyond” for nothing, right?), no damn spooks are gonna be paying for this, cos they’re obviously all broke-ass mofos.

Should’ve done this on Skype, girls.