In New Zealand there is a commercially-available arachnicide with the brand name “Miss Muffet’s Revenge”. I like that, I like that so very much. Enough to bring it up here anyway.

That’s a painting Clover did of Hine-nui-te-pō in the background there, as Clover shares my long-held fascination with that particular noctivagent death-bringing vagina-dentata-possessing deity. I grew up listening to tales of Hine’s various exploits. She’s truly badass.