Chelsea and Millie

And thus a little bit of Millie’s childhood innocence is permanently extirpated, as she is hit with the mind-boggling possibility that any living being could ever conceivably turn down the opportunity to consume a cheese sandwich. One more spiky little betrayal of faith to file away within Millie’s personal collection of world-shattering happenings.

It’s some pretty heavy stuff to process. Especially for a mind so young (and let’s face it, rather sheltered really), and still currently unsullied by the slowly-crushing corruption of the world’s neverending uncaringly soul-rending Sphere of the Unfair.

No wonder she’s so pissed.